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WARNING: 2012 means Arm-y-geddon! Nostradamus and the Mayans predicted that the world will end in 2012, |
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Forget:
* Tidal Waves or Volcanos These are all GOVERNMENT COVER-UPS to divert our attention from The pen is mightier than the sword and these Octopus S.O.B.s are made of ink. |
Why should you fear octopi?1. They can grow new limbs. Have you grown a limb outside of the womb? 2. They have two BACKUP hearts which makes them harder to kill. 3. They hunt at night (when you are unconscious!) 4. They can squeeze through a crack the size of a quarter. How tight are your windows sealed? |
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5. They have perfect camouflage: Are you sure your wife is who she says she is? 
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6. One bite is poisonous enough to kill 6-27 humans (not 7-26 humans as some claim). 7. We have caught them walking on land in this video -------> |
Does this sound like the behavior of something happy with its place on the food chain?
Seriously, what's their deal?Nobody knows for sure... but they are BLOOD THIRSTY and POWER HUNGRY. They have begun their conquest by overthrowing the King of the Sea (Sharks) -- check this dramatic video out around 1 minute (half way through)! Knowing our reliance on oxygen, many believe Octopi began global warming decades ago. Melting the polar ice-caps would help many great cities fall under Octopi control without so much as a fight. Doesn't that sound like a plan from a creature so deranged it feasts on its own limbs? |
What can I do?* Invertebrates are the 97%... Join the Octopi Movement... before it's too late. * Learn Scuba Diving * Hoard cooking oil (They may walk on land, but can't cross slippery floors... yet). * Move to higher elevations. Sea side towns like New York are sitting ducks. * If you hear 8 knocks at your door, do NOT ANSWER! |
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Is this why Obama is pulling troops out of Afghanistan?
I chopped off one of their legs and it sprouted another octopus. WTF????
I'm writing this from heaven. Save yourself before it's to late.
My dog killed one the size of a cow. But then the next one got my dog. I miss him everyday.
