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WARNING: 2012 means Arm-y-geddon! Nostradamus and the Mayans predicted that the world will end in 2012, |
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* Tidal Waves or Volcanos These are all GOVERNMENT COVER-UPS to divert our attention from The pen is mightier than the sword and these Octopus S.O.B.s are made of ink. |
Why should you fear octopi?1. They can grow new limbs. Have you grown a limb outside of the womb? 2. They have two BACKUP hearts which makes them harder to kill. 3. They hunt at night (when you are unconscious!) 4. They can squeeze through a crack the size of a quarter. How tight are your windows sealed? |
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5. They have perfect camouflage: Are you sure your wife is who she says she is? 
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6. One bite is poisonous enough to kill 6-27 humans (not 7-26 humans as some claim). 7. We have caught them walking on land in this video -------> |
Does this sound like the behavior of something happy with its place on the food chain?
Seriously, what's their deal?Nobody knows for sure... but they are BLOOD THIRSTY and POWER HUNGRY. They have begun their conquest by overthrowing the King of the Sea (Sharks) -- check this dramatic video out around 1 minute (half way through)! Knowing our reliance on oxygen, many believe Octopi began global warming decades ago. Melting the polar ice-caps would help many great cities fall under Octopi control without so much as a fight. Doesn't that sound like a plan from a creature so deranged it feasts on its own limbs? |
What can I do?* Invertebrates are the 97%... Join the Octopi Movement... before it's too late. * Learn Scuba Diving * Hoard cooking oil (They may walk on land, but can't cross slippery floors... yet). * Move to higher elevations. Sea side towns like New York are sitting ducks. * If you hear 8 knocks at your door, do NOT ANSWER! |
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Is this why Obama is pulling troops out of Afghanistan?
I chopped off one of their legs and it sprouted another octopus. WTF????
I'm writing this from heaven. Save yourself before it's to late.
My dog killed one the size of a cow. But then the next one got my dog. I miss him everyday.
LOL. I just saw one at the zoo.
ReplyDeleteMy son and I just went to the drive through at McDonalds on Cedar and they had gotten everyone in the store. We barely made it out of the parking lot with our mcmuffins.
ReplyDeleteDoes this mean JFK was killed by them? There must have been a puddle on the grassy knoll.
ReplyDeleteDon't be dumb Marilyn. They don't need a puddle. THEY WALK ON LAND NOW.
ReplyDeleteI read they keep Elvis, Marilyn, and Jimmy Hoffa in an underwater bubble museum.
ReplyDeleteThey jumped out of the water to crash Amelia Airhart's plain. I know I was there. (This is not an octopus writing.)
ReplyDeleteYou guys are weird.
ReplyDeleteWith that attitude, you won't be around long!
ReplyDeleteEven Chuck Norris has nightmares about octopuses!
ReplyDeleteI thought I saw one in my mailbox today but I didn't stick around to see if it was just letters.
ReplyDeleteOMG I love those tshirts. My boyfriend will totally die.
ReplyDeleteDonald Trump refused to fire one even though it had bad business skills.
ReplyDeleteYou don't need scooby to figure this mystery out! Who really did it, was not the ghost octopus, but really an octopus dressed as a grounds keeper covered in flour and suspended from a rope in the barn yard.
ReplyDeleteOne just cut me off on the 405. I'm going to tail it to see where it's going.
ReplyDeleteEight arms!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletebe careful. one hid in my socks and ate my leg. i had it get it amputated.
ReplyDeleteIf 1 invades your home, don't flush it or he will know how to come back with his friends.
ReplyDeleteDon't throw out coffee grounds. It only makes them stronger.
ReplyDeleteOnce upon a time there was an OH NO AN OCTOPUS IS COMING RUN FOR YOOUR LIFE
ReplyDeleteI have a toy octopus and I know with out a doubt that it comes alive at night.
ReplyDeleteI saw a kid knock on the glass at the aquarium the other day, and I was sure the octopus took out some kind of list and wrote down his description. Man I hope that kid is still alive.
ReplyDeleteplease protect bieber from them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI hvae no idea why someone would care about corporate greed with this happening
ReplyDeleteAn octopus took my car. They've learned how to drive.
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone know if they can survive in snow? Am I safe for the winter?
ReplyDeleteOf course they can!
ReplyDeleteOne captured my dad skiing
ReplyDeleteI heard they burned a chalet in montana.
ReplyDeleteI bet they're behind the world economic problems... sneaky little buggers... gosh I hope they don't get fired. I just got a new car.
ReplyDeleteHope Kirstie Alley Likes Calamari
ReplyDeleteI think I hear something rustling in my cupboards,false alert it's just my deadbeat son eating me out of house and home.
ReplyDeleteIf the crocodile hunter got taken down by a sting ray, I hate to see what these sea creatures are capable of. Time to buy a harpoon gun.
ReplyDeleteThree things I can't stand, Octopus, your mamma and your mamma eating octopus.
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty frightened. lol
ReplyDeleteU.S.A!
ReplyDeleteAn octopus stole my baby daughter!
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